AT&T, why do you give the city's awesome baseball...
Now I'm feelin' so fly
orangewatermelon: like a 747. like Jeff Goldblum.
tuasomeblossom: I love this video. So amusing! How do her fingers do that?! :) An oldie but a goodie!
Tumblr makes me like people I've never met and...
I seem to have lost a few followers
But that’s totally cool cuz you’re still following me. And as long as you’re following me, I’ma be alright! Thanks, yo!
Adventures in Toe Nail Paint with the Girlfriend
Jen: Does Andra have any top coat here?
Me: What does that mean?
Jen: I forgot that I'm asking a boy.
Me: What is it again? Top off?
Jen: TOP COAT!
Adventures in Shopping with the Girlfriend
Me: I don't need a peacoat this year, I already have one.
Jen: Yeah me too. I don't need a peacoat...
Jen: ...unless it's cute.
Lupe Fiasco ft All City Chess Club - I'm Beaming...
All City Chess Club is Lupe Fiasco x Asher Roth x Charles Hamilton x The Cool Kids x Blu x Diggy Simmons x B.o.B. x Dosage || What good news for Lupe fans! Last week we got news that LASERS got a release date. This week Lupe’s experimental rock group Japanese Cartoon released their album online. And today we get a gigantic posse cut featuring some of the new generation’s great...
audreeey: Suits, GOOD music, that’s whats up! G.O.O.D. Music is a problem! YUGHK!
LISTEN: N.E.R.D. “Hypnotize U” (Produced by Daft Punk) || Allow me to repeat: N.E.R.D. x Daft Punk!! From the upcoming album Nothing, due in stores November 2nd. [hypetrak.]
Work Phone Calls
Disgruntled Caller: I got these genetic test results that say (technical mumbo jumbo)
Me: Okay, well, our genetic specialist is out until Tuesday.
Disgruntled Caller: Where are you guys located?
Me: California. Where are you located?
Disgruntled Caller: Las Vegas. Do you know any genetic specialists in California?
Me: Why don't you get a hold of a genetic counselor in Vegas?
Disgruntled Caller: ...
Me: Oh, well, if you'd like to email our genetic specialist --
Disgruntled Caller: Why don't you just give me the name of other genetic specialists in California?
Me: I don't know of any others personally, but you could certainly google it.
Disgruntled Caller: (Sigh) And what would I type in to google it.
Me: "Genetic specialists in California"?